Girl vs guys dating
If we happen to engage in a night of intoxicated, mind-blowing sex after the date #1, we won't tweet about what an easy harlot you are.
It will only strengthen our connection to you, because sex between two women is a remarkably collaborative, shared experience.
When you’re swimming in the boy-girl pool, it almost feels to get noticed because you're caught up in a terrifying tidal wave made up of masses of over-eager “girls-seeking-boys.” The straight scene is one giant, over-saturated, heterosexual hot mess.
How very different it is for Girl-Seeking-Girl: When fresh meat first comes into stock at our local lady market, lesbians will FLOCK to her with an epic intensity, akin to wild birds flying south to avoid the bitter chill of nuclear winter.
One of the most frustrating parts of being gay (especially if you live in a small town) is the reality of just how our dating pool truly is (which is why we literally need you to come out that closet and join us at the girl bar ASAP, please).
Abandon the tired notion that pretty girls only date boys, because it’s total, utter bullsh*t (why else would it feel so good? It's such an exciting time to be fresh out of that dark, repressive closet and to set foot into the whimsical underworld of Lesbian Dating.
The post can have the genders swapped and most points would still apply.
However, we can’t deny that there are some fundamental differences between men and women – from how we are socialized to the chemical and hormonal differences that naturally occur.
You’re being exposed to a shiny, brand new universe rich with limitless possibility and endless sexual excitement.
You're starting to become aware that all of your pent-up fantasies have the awesome ability to come into fruition, and girl, isn't it so extraordinarily liberating?
The time has come my fellow precious, lady-loving, Sapphic Sisters to get the f*ck out of the closet.