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Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.Jonathan Lockwood Huie I want a man who is kind and understanding. Zsa Zsa Gabor Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter.You don’t always have to be wise to get the best in life.Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?Luckily for us, the absurdity of dating has not slipped pass comedians and other witty minds. Here are some of the most hilarious dating quotes and one liners from the likes of Jerry Seinfeld and Groucho Marx.
If you are into online dating or are already in a relationship, you will find some of these sayings to be inspirational quotes and others to be full of fun.Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.Martha Beck I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.